Thursday, July 8, 2010

Design Your Own Hell

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Objectivists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Ben Bernanke, Bernie Madoff
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands

Jerry Falwell
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Republicans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga




Posted at Happy Hour, July 6th
by National Buffoon Drinking Correspondent, Ivgotta Getmisome







Researchers at the University Of Catatonia have documented numerous similarities between alcohol consumption and yoga.
More data is being collected, but physical and psychological effects appear to be nearly identical.


Savasana
Position of total relaxation.


Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.


Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.



Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.


Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.




Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.


Cheers All!
Here's to the Hereafter.
If you're not here after
What I'm here after,
You'll be here a long time after I'm gone.