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The federal government of the United States is one of the most well-known
corporate-sponsored public service programs in the United States.
The 'Government' creates laws and maintains order so that citizens of
the United States may concentrate on buying products from corporations.
The Constitution
The Constitution of the United States was created for subsequent nitwits elected to congress to use for toilet paper. The board members of Toyota thought it'd be a good idea to try to put some funny ideas on paper to entertain fellow self appointed aristocrats and mislead the peasantry. It was kind of fun, but was quickly forgotten after the lyrics to "Rappers Delight" was released; a song by the funk band Sugarhill Gang, which George Washington and Ben Franklin had penned before the music industry collapsed.
