Give a woman with no arms a "Clapper".
Arrange holiday plush toys in obscene poses.
Hijack a mall Christmas Train
Make a gingerbread crackhouse.
Burn some cookies.
Decorate Santa's Skeleton.
Put an elf on the shelf in a rude pose.
Put an elf on the shelf in a rude pose.
Steal a road cone and decorate it like a Christmas Tree.
Donate the worst Christmas tree you can find to a local church,
they'll be obligated to display it.
Dress like a shithead and walk around the mall.
Push a tree down on some TV sports announcer.
they'll be obligated to display it.
Dress like a shithead and walk around the mall.
Push a tree down on some TV sports announcer.
Bake rude cookies.
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