Saturday, July 14, 2007
GIANT CHIMPS INVADE NEW YORK
A crowd of horrified New Yorkers look on as Giant Chimps attack the city.
The U.S. drops nukes on Busch Gardens Tampa Bay in retaliation.
The Decider has ordered all Curious George books burned.
Tarzan was beaten up by vigilantes.
Mike Nesmith and Mickey Dolenz have been incarcerated as enemy combatants.
Republicans vow to stop gay monkeys from getting married.
And Democrats offer amnesty to invading monkeys.