My Name Is John McCain And I Approve These Diapers

My Friends,

more and more I am having troubles
convincing people to vote for me,
not just because of the pantload
of Rove-Bush politics I'm peddling,
but because of
the actual pantload I'm carrying.

Even when Bush and I were celebrating the defeat of New Orleans
I didn't even realize my shorts were overflowing.
It wuz gettin' embarrassin'!

Now finally after one of dem' town meetin's some other old geezer
told me about a product that he uses to go all day without even changing his pants!

I campaign in all 13 colonies now
without embarrassment!

"My friends, surely you too loose bowel control while away from one of your 12 mansions, ranches and condos and these babys last and last; they hold a couple days worth!
And they come in white only!!!

I hear even you poor people who make less than 5 million a year are allowed to buy them too!"

"Yes My friends, this is the best product I've found
for disguising the fact that I'm full of it!
Get yours today!
And if you act now your diapers will have a GOP logo
made in China by political prisoners
out of toxic waste glued to the inside!
Not only that friends,
but I'll include at no extra cost to you
lead based paint and asbestos dust toys for your kids
and some anti-freeze flavored pet food
for your best friend.
Did I mention I was a POW?
Aghhh...there I go again.
But thanks to these new industrial grade Depends,
I don't care. And you shouldn't either!
Tell that whipersnapper Obama he better stay off my lawn!"

Vote fer me or else!!!