Sunday, June 16, 2013

Great Presidential Mullets

(this space for rent)

Founded the Jefferson Airplane

"It is time for the great silent majority of Americans to stand up & get kicked in the balls!"

Speak softly and roll a big spleef
Four pours and seven beers ago our brewers brought froth
with this incontinence, a new notion,
contrived in a laboratory, and medicated to a prone position,
that all men should imbibe a pint or 2.

"The world has nothing to fear from military ambition in our Government." -James K. Polk
(Just before annexing Mexican Territories).
*Must have said that in jest I guess.

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