BUSH PROMISES ALIENS AMNESTY
Top Secret Area 51, Nevada - Bush granted amnesty to the gray guy from Alpha Centauri 5a
who has spent the last 50 years floating in formaldehyde inside a specimen jar.
The aliens are required to work in Walmarts and meat packing plants
in the midwest for 50 cents a day.
Bush also agreed to send registered democrats to Alpha Centauri
for anal probes & mysterious implants as part of the deal.
Carl Rove said the Bush camp was against gray marriages,
and continues fighting for a constitutional amendment banning them
in an effort to continue duping right wingers into supporting
the continued rape & pillage of the U.S.
and the entire planet by this administration & their friends.