Saturday, December 26, 2009

God Awful Xmas Card Photos

Now that we've consumed enough egg nog and cheer let's have a look at those embarrassing photos that people have sent as holiday greetings. Here they are, in all their er, uh, ...glory.
The worst Xmas Photo Cards ever.

The Good, The Bad, & The Medicated

Uncle Ferd sure is proud of his new toilet seat.
Of course he received it because Santa knew
he was full of it.

I don't know about panhandling on a greeting card...
or is this the new singing sensation "The Four Clods"?

Now this is "cheery" isn't it?
Happy Holidays and pass the pills.

Careful about where you hang that mistletoe...
If you have opossums running loose in your house,

why not put that on a greeting card?
Maybe someone will give you a new door without holes as a gift...

Ghostbuster Xmas?
"I ain't afraid of no Holy Ghost"!

Ok, you'd be pissed too.
That's worse than the pink bunny suit from "A Christmas Story".
Let's put the "diss" in dysfunctional !
Preserve the indignity for posterity.
Why not?

Young Randy here is proud of the Xmas Shrub his dad chopped down
from in front of his neighbor's house.

The baby is obviously the only sensible person here in this photo.
Dad needs an emergency chiropractor...
or is some type of amateur carnival contortionist.

Greetings from the Clown Family!
Geesh...that really is a pink bunny suit...

Remember folks-
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day;
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Uncle Ferd has that sit down and go feeling.